About the Band

Ryan Hailey: Bass and Vocals
Craig Hordlow: Guitar and Lead Vocals
Aaron Xavier: Drums and Vocals

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Let's start with Ryan. By far, the most incredible thing about Ryan is that his grandfather was Arthur Hailey. That's really all you need to say about Ryan.

Craig leads a covert life so as not to get in trouble. But he does write about everything he does, which is kind of stupid, really. He can't get arrested for singing about the illegal things he does, but he shouldn't be singing about these things in the first place.

Aaron has a degree in Jazz Studies and is unique amongst drummers because not only can he sing, but he knows intervals as intimately as he knows his porn collection. His porn collection, by the way, is fabulous.